I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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