I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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