I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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