Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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