P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
