bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
tell me about the fingering
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