My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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