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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I want her autograph on my taint
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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