There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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