You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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