I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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