Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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