He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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