Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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