I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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