The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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