OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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