Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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