I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
