ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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