the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
