he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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