She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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