were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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