Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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