I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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