Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
