Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
he just fucked me for my cheese..
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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