Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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