Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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