Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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