i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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