Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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