Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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