Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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