I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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