My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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