Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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