A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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