It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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