belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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