If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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