I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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