bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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