scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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