Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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