I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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