The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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