How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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