It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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