I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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