dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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