There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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