YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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