quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
