I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Drake has all the answers
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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