He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I need help removing her.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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No subtext here. People are naked.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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