im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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